I couldn’t just leave you there looking all pathetic
#this entire universe depends on this relationship THANKS BYE
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I couldn’t just leave you there looking all pathetic
#this entire universe depends on this relationship THANKS BYE
(via hackedmotionsensors)
(Source: disneyandreamworks, via animated-disney-gifs)
(Source: theavengerscomics, via terraaliena)
d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
(Source: thawn, via rorywilliamspants)
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
(via exactlyasplanned)
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
(Source: camperoni, via kilihimwithyourawesome)
I frequently use this quote. People get brownie points for correcting me with the right line ;)
(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker, via rorywilliamspants)
Olivia: Hey Sam, wanna go to Anime Boston tomorrow?
Me:

“Call it, Captain.”
(via avengerlicious)
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
#I WOULD SCROLL FIVE HUNDRED MILES #AND I WOULD SCROLL FIVE HUNDRED MORE #JUST TO BE THE GUY THAT SCROLLED A THOUSAND MILES #AND WOUND UP WHERE I LEFT OFF THE NIGHT BEFORE #DUH DUH DAH DAH
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