what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.
(Source: annagunns, via kilihimwithyourawesome)
do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"
"Well I’m fucked"
— every college student this week (via that-weird-band-geek)
I thought my last day of class was on Tuesday, but it’s actually on Wednesday